What Every Man Needs

I promised a write up for the brothers so here it is

So brothers

****What are we bringing to the table ?

A well carved punk hair style ?
Six Albs to die for ?
A  chest with water melon shapes ?
Muscles competing with that of a Mallu ?

****What exactly is she going to find when she comes #knocking_on_your_brains ?



Series of the latest songs by wizkid, Mr Ugly Phyno or Mr Eazi ?
A senseless low wasted style of swag and gadging ?
A brain filled with only lyrics of ##Davido_Olodo ?
A skull of only the latest action films and james bond series ?
And a head that only dreams of building an empire with no plan after watching lucious lion.

****When she demands for the beauty of your brains,
 will she find it to be as ugly as the lyrics of the song #King_Kong.
Or as useless as a 24 year old imbecile that you are deliberately making yourself.

****When she ask for the comfort of real friends around her husband
What will she discover ?
A gang of empty brained friends with black lips from smoking #EKWALE_WEED ? who thinks that all there is to life is going clubbing and living a life of partying.

Please answer me.

Because without apology i will be ruthless to my fellow brothers .

Do you know anything thats real apart from the fictions you spend hours watching, all episodes sequencially arranged in your head, every single lyrics of the latest party songs properly packaged in your empty skull.

 Do you know anything about your country politics, its a dirty game you want to say now right ? why don’t you be a man and join us to clean it up.

Do you even know that a new political party has just been formed some few days back, tell me its not your concern, make i wooze you slap for your left ear, its not your concern right, but you are crying about recession.

When last did you read a book, side from the normal school work you manage to glance through.
You cant even remember ?

Am not talking about your school books ohhh, am talking about those kind of books that are written by persons like Joel Osteen, Max Lucado, Ben Carson, Myles Munroe and the likes, the one you say that are boring because they don't have half naked girls in between their pages.

****What exactly are you gonna bring to the table ?

When you carry your #2_left_legs to go and ask her out, and finally marry her.

Aside from the small salary or whatever source of income you have, do you even have #Financial_Smartness, or the only thing you know, is how to continuously demand for sex like a beast.

****Hey wait!

Do you even know how to cook, at least if not all, can you even assist her in the kitchen, even if its to help slice the pumpkin leafs.

 Chai... nor tell me say na those kind men wey be say na to dey read sport news and dey cry for food like baby Na you wan be oooooo.

If maybe you wife con born tomorrow, how will you feed the 2 children she left in your care, shey you go kill them with Maltise Ice Cream, or cook one bastard concoction for them. May God help you.

****Tell me what exactly are you going to bring to the table.

When those times comes that her mood will just change, like #Benin_City_Weather, what will your do ?

Will you shout at her?

Those times when she will need you to be a #REAL_MAN, are you going to chicken out.

When those time comes when she needs to share her worries with you, do you think that your #Timaya_Brain can give her a solution.

When she needs a shoulder just to cry on, will you be sensible enough to know that she doesn’t want sex, or will you see it as another opportuinity to do #OGBE_GBE_SUE_GBE

If you think all this #Sweet_Love_Nonsense that you are telling her will keep her like that forever, my friend go and wise up ooooo.

Because there will be days when she will place a demand on your brain, when those days come are you sure your brain will not knock.

Instead of carrying your #TWO_LEFT_LEGS looking for where #Dj_NO_FUTURE_AMBITION is playing some loud noise, my friend, my brother go and build up yourself, learn and practice things that can upgrade your life and add value to your life.

Thats #WHO_A_REAL_MAN_IS

Start been responsible for your future wife and your unborn children.

This is 2017 the year where the

 #REAL_MEN_ARE_SEPERATED_FROM_THE_BOYs.

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